Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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