Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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