So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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