your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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