girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
