no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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