Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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