Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Randomize
