grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
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She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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