girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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