I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Randomize
