He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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