so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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