small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's shark week go big or go home
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