You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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