No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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