3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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