But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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