yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
