I am in a vortex of obligation.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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