you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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