She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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