margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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