i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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