In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
we made out on top of his cat.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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