Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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