considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
