i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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