I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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