She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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