Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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