i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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