just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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