This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
