why didn't you poke me back
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Found your dick twin last night
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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