Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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