if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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