fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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