..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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