It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
