well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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