You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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