Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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