Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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