I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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