found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This is not my ceiling
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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