Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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