i jhust puked up my retainher.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I have post one night stand depression
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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