how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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