I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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