As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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