You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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