1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
My balls are so social today.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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