the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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