i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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