i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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